Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
hopethefangirl:


creepy-baby-style:

disruptedoriginal:

Best reaction to a zombie.
Indeed.

No
Get back in there

hopethefangirl:

creepy-baby-style:

disruptedoriginal:

Best reaction to a zombie.

Indeed.

No

Get back in there

magicconchshell:

image me when i get birthday money

image 2 to 3 days later

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

burritobb:

a-kingdom-fit-for-troyler:

svvisher:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS

Call in the science side of tumblr!


hydrophobic sand 

burritobb:

a-kingdom-fit-for-troyler:

svvisher:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS

Call in the science side of tumblr!

hydrophobic sand 

cheesewong:

skullcrumpet:

why did they hire

a human actor

to play

a dragon

youre right they should have hired a dragon

bloodbending:

bloodbending:

idea: the porn olympics, where people compete to have the most nsfw stuff on their monitors as dangerously close to their parents as possible without them seeing

image

GAME START

budacub:

This is not a fucking joke.

budacub:

This is not a fucking joke.

faffymungebimp:

mrchambles:

"it’s pink"
"no it’s lightish red"

lightish blood orange

faffymungebimp:

mrchambles:

"it’s pink"

"no it’s lightish red"

lightish blood orange

unclefather:

got caught up in some bullshit

unclefather:

got caught up in some bullshit

covetxvx:

a metaphor of my life


Opened my wife’s purse and started laughing

Opened my wife’s purse and started laughing

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

alt-j:

when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside

alt-j:

when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside