15th of March 2012.
Ordered a Caesar Salad today, proceeded to stab it 23 times before consumption. Nobody else found it as hilarious.
OH MY LORD
I CAN’T EVEN
HISTORY NERDS ARE THE BEST NERDS
What happens when you give a Mario piano score to someone who’s never heard it in his life?
Almost every self-proclaimed ragtime pianist I’ve ever met has been a total sightreading genius. I guess it’s also a thing that they have tons of experience having people throw them music and playing it right then and there.
what is this sorcery sadfkljalksdjf
YES!!!!! god i love this video
making my way downtown
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
If you’re my only friend in a class and you choose someone else when the teacher says to pick partners thats it, game over pal, you’re dead to me
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable
“for science” is a good excuse
don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.
you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you
Why are you doing this.
Remember when Kim Possible was on Lilo and Stitch?
Or How about when The Proud Family decided to visit?
Or when those fucking kids from Recess came over to Hawaii
Lilo was a popular little bitch.
the conflicting art styles are making me uncomfortable…
that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence
I am laughing so fucking hard
oh my god how did I miss that
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
my school is just 700 white kids who think it’s ok to call each other “nigga”
IF I HAD 10 PIECES OF CHOCOLATE
AND YOU ASKED FOR ONE
HOW MANY PIECES OF CHOCOLATE DO I HAVE LEFT?
NOT BECAUSE I GAVE YOU ONE
BUT BECAUSE I JUST ATE ONE IN FRONT OF YOU
do u even yawn so hard u can feel ur soul leaving ur body